Sunday, January 6, 2013


For many people, a brand new year brings new resolutions and goals (and maybe a few recycled ones). If you indulged a little too much over the holidays, why not try the latest miracle weight loss drug, Metabo-Fool?

From the same company that brought you The Lex-Mop, Metabo-Fool is the only FDA-approved drug whose Natural Idiot Formula promotes healthy starvation and weight loss.

Taken orally 10 times a day, you will see dramatic results within two days. Just think...all your friends will think you've been hitting the gym or have hired a personal trainer!

As with any drug, be mindful of these warning labels:

If you're not a smart person or puppy and do not mind saggy drawers, Metabo-Fool could be your new best friend in 2013!

Happy New Year!

P.S. Metabo-Fool was a "present" I gave my father a few years ago after I noticed a similar weight loss drug in his medicine cabinet. He was losing a lot of weight "unnaturally", so the smart ass in me decided to make a point. This empty bottle still resides in my dad's cabinet, so I think the message was received with the love and affection that was intended. And maybe a little pride in my snarky creativity.)

P.S.S. There really is no limit to what you can do with alphabet stickers!


Blogger DM said...

It's probably right next to the exfoliator that I gave him too.

January 25, 2013 at 12:14 AM  

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