Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Princess Lexia

In a galaxy far, far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Lexia. She knew she was meant for greater things, but her evil master, the dreadful Darth PK, insisted on dressing her up in ridiculous costumes. The dark lord even made her put her long locks up in these donut-shaped buns. Is there no humanity in the world?

Where is the handsome Han Solo Charlie? Princess Lexia could really use a strong, fearless warrior to protect her right now. On second thought, considering Han Solo Charlie is known to pee on himself when scared, perhaps Princess Lexia should find comfort in the arms of Guapo Skywalker? Who cares if he's her long lost brother!

Stay tuned to see if Darth PK reigns triumphant on All Hallow's Eve. Will Princess Lexia remain a prisoner in her restrictive tunic or will Guapo Skywalker swoop in and save the day?

Who should Princess Lexia be with?

Han Solo Charlie

Guapo Skywalker

One clearly looks more masculine than the other.

That's all I'm saying.

PK

5 comments:

Becky said...

Sitting here and giggling out loud while I read this!
She looks adorable! I think that is what she should have on when your dad picks her up for the holidays...

;o)

B-

Anonymous said...

charlie is offended and you need help.

Deborah said...

I enjoyed your blog - especially the dogs!

Megan said...

Freaking awesome! Jack and Kiss give it two paws up. :)

BTW, Happy Thanksgiving. You've quickly become one of my best friends and I'm thankful to have you in my life.

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